Via Not Always Right:
At a nursery
Customer: “Excuse me, but do you have anything I can spray on my flowers to keep the bees off them?”
Me: “You want to keep the bees off your flowers?”
Customer: “Yes. Do you sell that?”
Me: “Do you understand how flowers work?”
Fortunately there are some customers who actually ask what flowers attract bees. Thanks to Greensparrow Gardens I’ll now have a better answer for people who don’t like them.